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ROGÉRIO VILELA - LEMBRA DO TEMPO DE ESCOLA?
88 statements · 0 politicians · October 2, 2016 · 7 min
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Rogério Vilela
When was the first time you felt like an adult in your life? Wasn't it at school? The day the teacher came into the classroom and said, 'from today on...'
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You can use a pen.
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Fuck! Right? Hair grows on your balls instantly!
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You'd say, 'Can I kill someone now? I'm an adult!'
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Because you can't erase pen, right?
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Although they invented an eraser later that would erase, a red and blue one, remember? The red part erased pencil, and the blue part...
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It tore the notebook, right?
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It erased, damn.
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None!
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There was that trunk thing you still licked!
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It wore down that whole shit.
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Man, I'm from the time of multiplication-table pencils, remember?
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Man, it was awful, you started sharpening and you'd lose the 3-times table, the 4-times table.
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And it was useless, because the teacher wouldn't let you use it on the test, right? But there was always some smartass who'd say, 'I'll use it on the test.' A friend of mine, Robson, said one day, 'I'll use it on the test and the teacher won't notice.' He used it and got screwed.
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The test was Portuguese. What a dumbass.
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I went to a state school, I don't know if you studied at a state school, mine was messed up, it was poor, really... Do you have any idea how poor my school was? At the June festival, the kids painted their teeth white. Can you imagine?
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That's it.
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So my mom was the mom freaked out about drugs, she was from the ABC and all that. She said, 'son, don't accept drugs from strangers.' I said, 'if I know them then, fine, right, Mom?'
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Don't accept candy. My mother had this thing about candy, you can't accept candy. If someone offers you candy, don't accept it. For my mother, Cosme e Damião were Pablo and Escobar, seriously.
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Little does she know that the way drugs got into school was the mimeograph test, remember?
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That nice whiff of alcohol.
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I could do, like, three different careers.
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I'd rub it on my body and say,
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teacher, this
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test is crazy!
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Because they'd bring anonymous mimeograph copies later, seriously.
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for many men.
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Thank you.
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We had school meals. I'm from that era... Did you have school meals? Mine was always the same. Bread, ground beef and juice.
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So rice, ground beef and juice. Then pasta, ground beef and quiçuco. If there wasn't ground beef, you know what they did? They put quiçuco in the food.
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What juice do you remember? A little packet this size, what could you do? Like 300 liters of juice, right?
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You skimped on the juice, you spent on sugar. They didn't sweeten that shit.
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And you didn't choose by flavor, you chose by color. You'd say, give me a yellow one, please.
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Then when you drank it your tongue would be colored, right? You looked like you'd sucked on Homer Simpson.
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It was awful, man. And let's be honest, back then—at least I don't know how it is now—people call it 'intervalo', in my day it was 'recreio'. Who's from the 'recreio' era?
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Hell yeah, that's us. Recess was the streets, right? Recess was the streets. If someone showed up with new sneakers at school, what did people do?
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They'd step on the sneakers. 'Can I wear them for the first time?'
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The person would come back with just the heel left on the shoe.
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People would throw scissors at each other's faces and say, 'Think fast!'
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You'd cross the globe and jump.
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