AHHH ESSES CHINESES!!!

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1. Sérgio Sacani

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   Look what those guys did.

2. Sérgio Sacani

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   Suck it, Elon Musk.

3. Sérgio Sacani

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   Suck it, SpaceX — look at that, they made the Long March 10 land in the water, all neat and tidy, look what a beautiful thing.

4. Sérgio Sacani

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   How cool.

5. Sérgio Sacani

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   Yeah, my friend, it's China, United States, that China is going to land on the Moon much sooner. What happened today, for folks to understand, was that China tested the Long March 10A.

6. Sérgio Sacani

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   It also tested the abort system of its new capsule, the Ming-Zhu — there it is aborting the mission, release it. And it took advantage of that and made the Long March 10A land in the water. Then the capsule, the Ming-Zhu, came down under parachutes. And their next landing will already be on the barge.

7. Sérgio Sacani

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   You understand? There you have the agridifim.

8. Sérgio Sacani

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   Ah, those Chinese. So there it is, look — on-board cameras, everything, showing the landing of the Long March 10, oh, what a beautiful thing. Look at that sensational footage, man. So it was like that, something that shook the world. Look at this, look at the guys' footage.

9. Sérgio Sacani

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   Long March 10A landing in the sea.

10. Sérgio Sacani

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    in the test they did. And the next one will be on the barge.