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EU SOU MULHER DA RELAÇÃO - ROGÉRIO VILELA | Stand up Comedy

110 statements · 0 politicians · December 14, 2020 · 8 min

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  1. Rogério Vilela

    You guys who look at me like that, who see me, you'd never imagine I'm a romantic guy and I've got a big dick.

  2. Rogério Vilela

    Right?

  3. Rogério Vilela

    Just kidding, I'm not that romantic either.

  4. Rogério Vilela

    Guys, don't laugh at that. I'll explain to you. This is Nathan's audience.

  5. Rogério Vilela

    We've been doing stand-up for about 15 years now.

  6. Rogério Vilela

    This technique is famous. Pay attention. When the comedian says two things...

  7. Rogério Vilela

    And then he drops the less absurd one. For example, I studied at Unip.

  8. Rogério Vilela

    and there was a time, the time when I...

  9. Rogério Vilela

    I was snorting cocaine.

  10. Rogério Vilela

    Just kidding, I didn't even study at Unip.

  11. Rogério Vilela

    You laughed again, see? The formula works, but you can't laugh at those things anymore. Understand? But that's it, that's the truth.

  12. Rogério Vilela

    The truth is I'm a romantic guy, okay? And I realized...

  13. Rogério Vilela

    I've painfully realized that I'm the woman in the relationship.

  14. Rogério Vilela

    Yes, it's true. I know this because...

  15. Rogério Vilela

    Fuck!

  16. Rogério Vilela

    He stole my joke, did you see?

  17. Rogério Vilela

    Did that shit get on the video?

  18. Rogério Vilela

    Look it up, goddamn it!

  19. Rogério Vilela

    Man, I get freaked out by stuff like that, dude.

  20. Rogério Vilela

    Then he says he doesn't listen to us, right?

  21. Rogério Vilela

    Before long that bitch will be doing shows in my place.

  22. Rogério Vilela

    But it's true, how did I discover that? My wife tells me.

  23. Rogério Vilela

    Wow!

  24. Rogério Vilela

    I'm the woman in the relationship because every minute I want to discuss the relationship, you know? She doesn't want to, she's chill.

  25. Rogério Vilela

    I really wanted, seriously, for real, I wanted, in the middle of an argument with her, to say "love,"

  26. Rogério Vilela

    "You don't respect my feelings."

  27. Rogério Vilela

    She doesn't say that, she just goes, "little woman, little woman."

  28. Rogério Vilela

    Seriously, she ribs me a lot, man. I really wanted to. I'm a very emotional guy. I watch romantic comedies, I cry.

  29. Rogério Vilela

    She just looks at me and says.

  30. Rogério Vilela

    She's like, "You're on those days, okay?"

  31. Rogério Vilela

    Seriously, because... I know I'm not a woman, I know. But I have those days.

  32. Rogério Vilela

    I bleed four days a month, at least. Those are the days I come here.

  33. Rogério Vilela

    because you guys don't know how hard it is to have to come up with a joke and tell you guys for the first time, and then the fucking Siri comes and wants to ruin the joke.

  34. Rogério Vilela

    It's a... Man, I get... Man, I get really... I bleed.

  35. Rogério Vilela

    Like, women have PMS, right? I have TPN — pre-Neitan tension.

  36. Rogério Vilela

    It's very...

  37. Rogério Vilela

    Fuck!

  38. Rogério Vilela

    And then, I'll tell you, I was thinking that I'm that woman, but don't see it as a sexist thing, like that traditional thing people say that the woman is the one in the relationship, I'm that, I want to discuss the relationship.

  39. Rogério Vilela

    When she's been acting weird with me for a long time, I say, "you're"

  40. Desconhecido

    You good, love?
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