Video transcript
O que eu COMPREI no JAPÃO é BIZARRO
114 statements · 1 politicians · January 29, 2026 · 11 min
Statements by Kim Kataguiri. 114 transcribed statements, with topic and stance on the ones the analysis classified.
Speakers
Click any statement beside the video to jump straight to the moment it was said.
Transcript
114 statementsFull transcript of the video. Statements the analysis classified carry topic and stance.
Desconhecido
I've got it over there.
Desconhecido
Look at the force with which you're going to wash your 'bicho de maria', editor.
Desconhecido
18+ area.
Oh, that's delicious!
Look, the PlayStation 5 here is ¥50,000.
Later I'll compare it to how much it is in Brazil.
What's the name of these mountains, Marcos?
Yatsugatake.
Yatsugatake?
Yeah. Everyone, I arrived in Japan today, I'm here with Márcio.
Márcio is going to be my protector here because... my Japanese is awful.
He's the one who's helping me here.
And he'll also take me to Nagano, because I have an official mission in Tokyo, which we just finished, but I also have a non-official mission: to meet the Katagiri family members in Japan.
And to see the grave of Katagiri Katsumoto, who is my famous samurai ancestor.
Márcio, we stopped at some little shops; I'll check out any deals I find, I'll see a bunch of junk to buy.
Let's go.
These are Bachan's brothers and sisters.
Desconhecido
My husband's brother passed away in Brazil.
Desconhecido
And this other child, after coming here, was born and died shortly afterwards.
Desconhecido
These are Masamitsu's siblings.
We're here in the cemetery and we're looking for the grave of Katagiri Katsumoto.
This is the temple in front of the cemetery where the ashes of Katagiri Katsumoto are.
We're here in Shizuoka; we came to look in the cemetery for the tomb of Katagiri Katsumoto, the most famous Katagiri in history. He was a Daimyo — the equivalent of a feudal lord in the Azuchi-Momoyama period — and he lived around 1550 to the early 1600s.
He served under Toyotomi Hideyoshi and was one of the main figures responsible for the reunification of Japan.
And according to what I researched and also talked about with the Japanese embassy in Brazil, he had no children, but his brother did.
So there's a high probability that all of my Katagiri family descend from this brother of Katagiri Katsumoto.
And we just found his tomb here, look.
And someone... recently left a drink there for him.
Now I'm going to Don Quijote, which is a store full of various items, curiosities, clothes and cheap stuff.
Guys, I just bought something.
I'm going back to Brazil piloting.
Guys, I came to the mall and found Mugiwara Store.
Today I'm going to go bankrupt.
Look at how many onigiri there are at the combini here.
How nice.
Fuck, man, these maneki-neko aren't the real deal, dude.
I wanted to buy a bunch of One Piece little boats, but I don't have money because I'm a cuckold.
It's fucked up, guys — no punishment is ever enough for a cuckold.
Smelly little otaku T-shirt.
I'll take it.
AI classification from the transcript of a public video. See the Methodology