André Janones: Check this out, take a look at the headline of this piece, sensational, sensational.
André Janones: And now I'm heading to the biggest São João in the world.
While some vermin out there choose to lick Trump's old, fat ass, go to the United States to slobber over someone else, I choose to participate in, promote, and honor our culture with the biggest São João in the world right here at home.